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 Mind Mined: You've done everything there is to be done in Mine My Mind... For now... Thanks for playing!
Earned Fri Mar 25 00:26:44 2022
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Casual Miner: Sweep 10 tiles.
(Nice work, but we still have plenty more to go. As you can already tell, this work-from-home mind sweeping ain't an easy job.)
Earned Thu Mar 24 20:24:19 2022
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Adept Miner: Sweep 100 tiles.
(You've already come this far, might as well finish sweeping up the rest!)
Earned Thu Mar 24 20:26:10 2022
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Talented Miner: Sweep 500 tiles.
(Your extraordinary talent to use the directional buttons and press a Cross button will not go unrecognized.... Okay, it might, but if it does, simply redirect those unappreciative of your talents to this shiny trophy and challenge them to see if they can get it as well, eh? Ehh? Pretty please?)
Earned Thu Mar 24 20:35:52 2022
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Expert Miner: Flag a tile.
(For your safety: be careful to not prematurely trigger the mine hiding in the ground when staking the flag overhead.)
Earned Thu Mar 24 20:27:18 2022
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Guru Miner: Flag three mines in a row.
(Presumably, you got this because by now, you recognize what a 3 on the border means. Nice job boss!)
Earned Thu Mar 24 20:27:24 2022
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Freebie-Free Zone: Complete a level without using your freebies.
(Based on our playtest statistics, I'm willing to bet you didn't even realize this was a feature. This is likely because you, like our playtesters, opted to skip the tutorial and completely ignore our reference guide. Well, now you know.)
Earned Thu Mar 24 20:26:43 2022
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Nuts & Bolts the Rules, I Have Freebies: Use your freebie to sweep the last tile.
(Wait a minute, did you just sweep a bunch of tiles in one turn? That's against the rules!
Sorry, old meme. I'm old.)
Earned Thu Mar 24 20:29:31 2022
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Midas Touch: Sweep a mine.
(Whoopsadaisy. It's okay, accidents such as myself happen. Here's a gratuitous participation trophy.)
Earned Thu Mar 24 20:24:13 2022
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Mine-tilllexomaniac: Sweep every mine in a level.
(Luckily, I don't have to trust you with actual mines...)
Earned Thu Mar 24 20:26:30 2022
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Red Flags: Flag every mine in a level.
(I guess by seeing this trophy, you now know where all of the sweepable tiles are... Shh....)
Earned Thu Mar 24 20:27:29 2022
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Mind Miner Certification: Complete the tutorial (otherwise called Level 0).
(Now you're ready to start mining my mind! Have fun out there! Err, in there? I dunno, I didn't spend too much time on the plot or premise. Do I have mines stuck in my head or something? We some kinda... Mine My Mind Squad?)
Earned Thu Mar 24 20:25:23 2022
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Stage 1: Play the Game: Complete the first page of levels (level 1-25).
Earned Thu Mar 24 21:15:43 2022
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Stage 2: Continue Playing the Game: Complete the second page of levels (level 26-50).
Earned Fri Mar 25 00:26:44 2022
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Stage 3: Cleanup and Misc: Complete all fifty levels without making a mistake.
(You're a champion among champions among miners of mind miners among mind miners mining my mind... Have I lost my mind? Probably: see the snake boat.
It's a shame your prince is in another castle.)
Earned Fri Mar 25 00:26:44 2022
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Speedie Miner: Complete all fifty levels under an hour.
(Just to be clear, this is NOT cumulative. You have to beat each individual level under an hour each. If you can beat all fifty levels under an hour, that would be mighty impressive as well. Send screenshots or it didn't happen.)
Earned Fri Mar 25 00:26:44 2022
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Rocketship: Complete level 1.
(Astronaut sold separately.
Wait, where's the astronaut?! Did we leave him stranded in space?!)
Earned Thu Mar 24 20:26:43 2022
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Heart: Complete level 2.
(A sweet, sugary treat or a meaty blob keeping flesh creatures alive. Or both. Harvest the meat, season it in sweet, sugary barbeque sauce, and enjoy!)
Earned Thu Mar 24 20:30:35 2022
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Umbrella: Complete level 3.
(Perfect for a rainy day. If it's yellow, also perfect for subtly nudging towards a character reveal seasons ahead of when or how you'll actually meet her.)
Earned Thu Mar 24 20:31:12 2022
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Mug: Complete level 4.
(There's no better feeling than holding a nice, warm mug of coffee to keep yourself warm on a cold, rainy day.
Other days/all-nighters... Skip the mug, just pour the coffee into an IV drip and hook me up!.)
Earned Thu Mar 24 20:31:34 2022
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Crossbones: Complete level 5.
(Made from authentic bone substitute! Completely vegetarian and vegan friendly! No pirates or wherever bones come from were harmed in preparing these crossbones.)
Earned Thu Mar 24 20:31:54 2022
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8-Ball: Complete level 6.
(You're suppose to hit this one in first, right?)
Earned Thu Mar 24 20:32:24 2022
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Controller: Complete level 7.
(Oooh, how inDUALbitably "shocking". Or oooh, how indubitably "sensing" for those of you in the future.)
Earned Thu Mar 24 20:32:46 2022
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Slipper: Complete level 8.
(Keeps your piggies warm. Unless they're open-toed: then your piggies will freeze, never knowing what the warm embrace of love would feel like.)
Earned Thu Mar 24 20:33:05 2022
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Stairs by Door: Complete level 9.
(As opposed to stairs not by a door.)
Earned Thu Mar 24 20:33:26 2022
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Worm and Apple: Complete level 10.
(I've never actually seen a worm in an apple outside of a dictionary...)
Earned Thu Mar 24 20:33:51 2022
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Piano: Complete level 11.
(I can play the piano.... if you count digitial keyboards and the recording playback button....)
Earned Thu Mar 24 20:35:39 2022
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Pickle: Complete level 12.
(Funniest cucumber I'd ever seen.)
Earned Thu Mar 24 20:36:47 2022
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Shooting Ball: Complete level 13.
(And it's a gooooooaaal! Wait, wrong phrase? Touchdown? Home run???)
Earned Thu Mar 24 20:38:50 2022
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Sock Puppet: Complete level 14.
(Though often believed to be controlled by the meat sack stemming out of its rear cuff, the parasitic sock puppet is in actuality masterminding all of its own movements and those of its host. By taking advantage of this common misconception, the sock puppet slowly perpetrates the remnants of human society, with passerbys comple
Earned Thu Mar 24 20:41:38 2022
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Scarecrow: Complete level 15.
(Also known as an anti-government drone device. Keeps those drones away.)
Earned Thu Mar 24 20:42:24 2022
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Fence Lights: Complete level 16.
(Bright and festive and gleaming with golly, just in time for the holidays! Wait, what do you mean it's only July? Nahh, that's not too early!)
Earned Thu Mar 24 20:45:51 2022
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Diamond: Complete level 17.
(The cheapest, overly-abundant rock you can overpay for.)
Earned Thu Mar 24 20:48:15 2022
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Headset: Complete level 18.
(Great for audio playback and muting yourself when you wanna pretend you don't have a mic! GG EZ)
Earned Thu Mar 24 20:49:44 2022
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Trees: Complete level 19.
(One of the world's most precious resources. Trees don't grow on trees, y'know.)
Earned Thu Mar 24 20:51:53 2022
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Mouse: Complete level 20.
(I heard they like coookies. I wonder what happens if you give them one...)
Earned Thu Mar 24 20:53:31 2022
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Hopes and Dreams: Complete level 21.
(Thanks, 2020.
Developer's note: I wrote this back in July (see Fence Lights). I had no idea how much worse things were going to get since writing up this joke, and to future-proof this trophy for the immediate future:
Thanks, 2021.)
Earned Thu Mar 24 21:08:27 2022
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Garden Table: Complete level 22.
(It's a table, but in your garden. Or is it a garden.... on your table?)
Earned Thu Mar 24 21:09:38 2022
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Drone: Complete level 23.
(We've done this joke before in the rooftop running game, but the birds work for the bourgeoisie...)
Earned Thu Mar 24 21:12:31 2022
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House: Complete level 24.
(Ahh, the prospect of home ownership as a late millennial and an early laundry-pod generation ad-ult. Refer back to level 21.)
Earned Thu Mar 24 21:14:18 2022
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Otter: Complete level 25.
(Absolutely otterrific!)
Earned Thu Mar 24 21:15:43 2022
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Noodle Bowl: Complete level 26.
(Could be ramen. Could be pho. Could also be spagetti in an absolutely outrageous but delicious portion of sauce. All are good.)
Earned Thu Mar 24 21:18:13 2022
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Sherlock: Complete level 27.
(Uhhh, this sherlock does not have any feelings or emotional attachments yet. Please don't sue me. And look, it has a hat! The sherlock of your books never wore a hat!)
Earned Thu Mar 24 22:53:39 2022
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Wrestler: Complete level 28.
(It's a triple double match! Ladders! Chainsaws! Explosions! Fireballs! Popcorn! BRR DRR DRR DRRRRRR)
Earned Thu Mar 24 22:54:54 2022
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Arcade Machine: Complete level 29.
(The enemy of piggy banks, these arcade machines have been eating up my quarters for years now!)
Earned Thu Mar 24 22:55:58 2022
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Flower: Complete level 30.
(Wake up and smell the flowers... that is, if you don't have pollen allergies. Lucky... Achoo.)
Earned Thu Mar 24 22:58:27 2022
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Treadmill: Complete level 31.
(Set one of these up in front of your telly and console, and any sitdown hobby can become healthy and productive! If anybody ever shames you for your easy plats, just say you were exercising!)
Earned Thu Mar 24 22:59:39 2022
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Chicken: Complete level 32.
(Which came first, the chicken...)
Earned Thu Mar 24 23:02:44 2022
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Chopping Board: Complete level 33.
(...or the...)
Earned Thu Mar 24 23:03:43 2022
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Fried Chicken: Complete level 34.
(...eggs used in coating the breading?)
Earned Thu Mar 24 23:05:25 2022
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Bat: Complete level 35.
(They're basically mini sky puppers. 11/10 d'awwws.)
Earned Thu Mar 24 23:06:31 2022
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Briefcase: Complete level 36.
(Perfect for carrying stuff or whacking people.)
Earned Thu Mar 24 23:08:36 2022
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Alien: Complete level 37.
(With the benefit of hindsight, I probably should have made this Level 51.)
Earned Thu Mar 24 23:10:47 2022
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Gargoyle: Complete level 38.
(They're basically stone angels... but they don't weep, so I guess they're not really angels.)
Earned Thu Mar 24 23:12:31 2022
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Turtle: Complete level 39.
(Insert joke about them being teenagers and/or ninjas here. How original.)
Earned Thu Mar 24 23:14:52 2022
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Turkey: Complete level 40.
(Only in 2020 did I learn "don't be a turkey" is a saying. I mean, what's wrong with being a turkey? Nice and plump and delicious, filled with moist, meaty juices, ready for consumption.... There's an entire day dedicated to eating you!)
Earned Thu Mar 24 23:18:12 2022
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Snake Boat: Complete level 41.
(Legends say to this day, Pete the Snake is still trapped in his boat, endlessly dodging arrows for the amusement of trophy hunters. He watches helplessly as a score counter slowly ticks upwards, as if it were a measure of his existential dread, and just when he thinks he might be rescued, his would-be saviors always abandon hi
Earned Thu Mar 24 23:23:51 2022
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Kitchen: Complete level 42.
(Also known as the living room. Specifically, that square meter right in front of the fridge.)
Earned Thu Mar 24 23:27:17 2022
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Astronaut: Complete level 43.
(If your spacesuit is red, then you're very sus.)
Earned Thu Mar 24 23:31:23 2022
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Entwined Spirits: Complete level 44.
(Relationship goals... Maybe by the time I'm dead.)
Earned Thu Mar 24 23:34:55 2022
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Spider: Complete level 45.
(Your friendly, room-ihood spider probably thought of you as its roommate for its entire life. It's been taking care of you, munching up the occasional mosquito and keeping various bugs away. Bugs outnumber humans 200 million-to-one, so we need spiders as our allies for when the great, insect uprising comes [~...calling all spi
Earned Thu Mar 24 23:59:25 2022
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Rainy Day: Complete level 46.
(Otherwise known as a regular day with the only other difference being soothing sounds are coming from that weird place beyond the walls. I think they call it... out... doors?)
Earned Fri Mar 25 00:02:43 2022
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Pergola: Complete level 47.
(Yes, that's a word. Trust me, wars have been fought between wayfarers over what to call one of these when nominating a stop / portal... I'm just gonna call it a gazebo.)
Earned Fri Mar 25 00:12:14 2022
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Inspirational Photo: Complete level 48.
(As a wise handyman once said... "Today is tomorrow's yesterday!")
Earned Fri Mar 25 00:15:47 2022
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Toy Figures: Complete level 49.
(Oh my gosh mom, they're dolls! Not action figures!!)
Earned Fri Mar 25 00:21:52 2022
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Otterrific!: Complete level 50.
(Well that's an anti-climatic final level... I mean, yaaay... you did it....)
Earned Fri Mar 25 00:26:44 2022
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A Trophy Hunter's Companion: Use Sweep All to instantly clear a level without making a mistake.
(If you're one of those people who can instantly see the solution in your mind's eye and/or an online guide, this is the new mechanic for you! It's not like I wanted you to play my game for real or anything... baka...)
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Earned Thu Mar 24 21:08:26 2022
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This Is Fine...: Use Sweep All to exclusively sweep all of the mines and none of the actual mineless tiles.
(I'm okay with the events that are currently unfolding...)
Earned Thu Mar 24 21:04:59 2022
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Additional Levels Set 1: New trophies for the free content patch adding additional levels to the game! |
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Alien Invasion: Complete level 51 without making a mistake.
(Coming back to finish what I promised back in level 37.)
Earned Fri Mar 25 00:30:07 2022
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Pinniped Pirate: Complete level 52 without making a mistake.
(It's seal.... who also happens to be a pirate... Coming to steal all of your blubber. 'Nuff said.)
Earned Fri Mar 25 00:42:25 2022
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Moon: Complete level 53 without making a mistake.
(As in, the one in outer space where all good stonks go. Not the moon down under.)
Earned Fri Mar 25 00:47:36 2022
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Additional Levels Set 2: New trophies for the free content patch adding additional levels to the game! |
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Ox: Complete level 54 without making a mistake.
(Happy year of the ox! Now, year of the otter when?)
Earned Fri Mar 25 01:28:05 2022
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Sky Lantern: Complete level 55 without making a mistake.
(As opposed to an ground lantern... That'll be a separate level once I run out of ideas.)
Earned Fri Mar 25 01:30:27 2022
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Lucky Cat: Complete level 56 without making a mistake.
(Toss a coin to your witc-, err, I mean, lucky cat! Good fortunes are abound!)
Earned Fri Mar 25 01:33:20 2022
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