Deadpool

Some of you may know me as the Merc with the Mouth. And it’s time to get mouthy. Prepare to get Deadpooled – That’s right, $#*! just got real! Couple things I’d like to get off my chest: I’m a mercenary for hire with an accelerated healing factor. I like to run my mouth. Some say I’m unstable but I’m very stable. (Yep, totally stable) (What about that time we beat the dude with his own arms?) (That doesn’t count) And if you want to know what gets me going in the mornings, it’s chimichangas! (Mmmmm Chimichangas) WHOA, I feel better now. All right. I’m gonna battle for the safety of humans (and bewbs!) and mutants (and bewbs!)

	Okay, you can sell the game now: Earn all other trophies
	The first one's free!: Get off your well-toned bottom Earned Fri Aug 30 18:15:30 2013
	I'm expecting company: Make a thousand pancakes Earned Fri Aug 30 18:18:27 2013
	The second one is also free...: Be pretty Earned Fri Aug 30 18:15:37 2013
	Makin’ a game!: Playing with Deadpool's junk Earned Fri Aug 30 18:28:41 2013
	In the lobby comboin' your dudes: Score a combo higher than 40 before they lock the elevators Earned Fri Aug 30 18:39:23 2013
	49 in 5: Get from the studio lobby to the boardroom without dying in 5 minutes
	The house that bounces: Complete "Job One"
	HEEEEY YOOOOO GUYYYYYSSSS!: Take no damage on the waterslide
	Catch me if you can: Defeat Arclight while taking no damage from her slam attacks
	Beer goggles: Use all three switches, defeat the two phasers, and chase after Vertigo within 60 seconds
	No Chance in heaven: Complete "Taking a Chance"
	Let's try one more time...: Slap Wolverine a bunch of times
	This game is rigged!: Shoot everything from the Wheel of Insanity (Balloons and the Cow)
	Curious about Cable: Play WTF is Cable
	Remarkably quiet: Kill 4 enemies in the Tower Plaza with stealth kills
	Caribou’s Shoe: Complete "Genosha"
	Fish out of water: Get through Toxic River without falling into or touching the water and taking damage
	Social butterfly: Interact with all the ladies at the Shower Surprise Party room
	Game On!: Heh heh, good times
	Silent and deadly: Get a stealth kill with every melee weapon in Sinister’s Lair without being detected
	Game Over!: Stealth Kill Sinister, in the Prison, with the Sword!
	Lady Deadpool-like: Complete "Landed in Prison"
	Officially a Carny: Get a high score at the Carnival
	Diggin' in the crates: Find 11 treasure chests in the darkness of the Tombs
	ARRR-Rated: Beat "Death, Baby" while wearing the pirate hat
	Patience is not a virtue: Choose the patience option all the way through the line in the Carnival
	Poulos-Vision: Complete "Death, Baby"
	Spawn more Deadpool-lords: Collect all DP points and ammo in the bathroom
	PC LOAD LEAD-ER: Shoot up the copier in the bridge offices
	I can open doors!: Complete the Breach in 10 seconds
	JR’s Big Adventure: Complete "The Road to Victory"
	Let's-a-Go!: Make it across the floating debris without falling
	Suck it, Wolverine!: Complete "Front Gates of EEEEEEEVIL!" from start to finish without dying
	It's a trap!: Score a combo of 75 or more while fighting up the stairs at the "Front Gates of EEEEEEEVIL!"
	You've been Cole-slaw-tered!: Die 10 times in a row through the floating stairs
	A Sinister smush: Complete "Front Gates of EEEEEEEVIL!"
	I am Deadpool: Complete "Front Gates of EEEEEEEVIL!" from start to finish using only swords and pistols
	No DP? No madness: Complete the game on Veteran difficulty
	Know DP? Know madness: Complete the game on Ultra-Violence! difficulty
	So you've got some free time?: Complete "Landed in Prison" without countering any attacks
	Shall I? I Shanti!: In "Genosha," reach the fan girl using only Hammers and Pulse Rifles
	Only when he stops breathing: Set the Dialog Volume slider to zero
	Taco Savior: Collect 100 tacos
	Unbalanced: Purchase all Player Upgrades
	Gold rush: Complete five Gold Challenges
	Shields up: Complete a Gold- or Silver-tier Challenge while countering at least 25 times
	Cole'd Blooded: Combo an entire wave on any Gold-tier Challenge map
	Pull the grenade, throw the pin: Kill a total of 15 enemies by holding cooked grenades
	Drunk on power: Upgrade all weapons to max
	Be like Joe: Bank a 300-hit combo